Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Brace yourselves. Language jokes are coming.

By which I mean more cartoons involving rhymes or slant rhymes or super loose slant rhymes if they still have the right rhythm in my head.  I’m on a kick, … Continue reading

October 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

You won’t be able to unsee this.

You’re welcome.

October 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Opera: Sometimes I go just so I can say loge.

MPO’s love of saying words is heavily inspired by the brilliant Paget Brewster, who plays Sadie Doyle on The Thrilling Adventure Hour, and rolls out words in a way that … Continue reading

October 28, 2014 · 2 Comments

A loooong bath.

No real joke here – one of my friends was telling a story about how she takes such long showers that neither her husband nor her mother noticed when she … Continue reading

October 27, 2014 · 2 Comments

And he’s okay.

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, he goes to the lavatory (to stress cry), On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea!

October 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

The hovering terror cat of awesome.

So C and V went on a cruise and brought back adorable bobble headed animals for some of their buddies, and mine is TERRIFYING (in the best possible way).  I’ve … Continue reading

October 23, 2014 · 2 Comments

And it ends with creepy face licking.

  Do I need to post the preceding two?  Eh, why not.  Or, if I’m Canadian, why not, eh?

October 22, 2014 · Leave a comment
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