Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

And he’s okay.

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, he goes to the lavatory (to stress cry), On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea!

October 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

The hovering terror cat of awesome.

So C and V went on a cruise and brought back adorable bobble headed animals for some of their buddies, and mine is TERRIFYING (in the best possible way).  I’ve … Continue reading

October 23, 2014 · 2 Comments

And it ends with creepy face licking.

  Do I need to post the preceding two?  Eh, why not.  Or, if I’m Canadian, why not, eh?

October 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

It continues.

In case you didn’t see this one last week:   And now:

October 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

As long as she doesn’t try to snort it, we’re okay.

. . . because snorting pixie stix leads to pain and colourful snot.  Kids, learn from the lessons of the 80s — the sugar dust goes in the mouth, not … Continue reading

October 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

How many times can I use the same pun? SO MANY.

I was sad when I drew the first necrotic owl because I had just used up the best neurotic owl pun I would ever come up with.  Luckily, I’m not … Continue reading

October 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cue the extreme Gallagher fans.

I can’t help but think that I’m going to get shit for this from some huge Gallagher fans who strongly object to my referring to him as a prop comic, … Continue reading

October 15, 2014 · 1 Comment
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