You know those days when you’re in the parking garage, putting on eye makeup quick like a bunny in the mirror, and then you realize that you need to pluck your eyebrows SOOOO badly, but you have no tweezers?
Those are crazy-making days.
Badly. Plays the sax badly.
I’m not gonna lie, y’all, when I was in middle- and high-school, the dance company I was in junior company/apprenticed to used a LOT of Kenny G. Also, a ton … Continue reading
Dwarves spend a lot on conditioner and detangling spray.
What? You think that luxuriant beard just happens? Obviously temperamentally he’s a Hobbit, but Hobbits rarely get to practice their french-braiding skills.
Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!
I was in a mood yesterday. What can I say? Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he? I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading
Today on Neurotic Owl, we find out whether you can really make a bomb out of bat guano and fruit loops.
Manic Pixie Otter Wants All the Things: the unveiling.
Because occasionally I title a post as exactly what it is. I know it’s late in the day, but here’s a project you probably forgot existed, completed! (You can’t see … Continue reading
If you don’t get this reference and you’re American, then get off my lawn, you damn kids!
Sad but true story – last year I made a ‘You Bet Your Life’ joke to a community college theatre class, and they stared at me blankly. OK, fair enough, … Continue reading
Teehee. She actually does have a tail.
I usually assume y’all will either get my references or Google them, but this one has caused enough confusion amongst them as has seen it that I will do your … Continue reading
‘My Owline, Sweet Owline’
Since he’s a tenor, he just sings the ‘tu-whit, tu-whoo’ line. He did try to grow a mustache, but it made him look like this guy: Who I am currently … Continue reading
Backwing Boys? N’Beak? Help me out here.
The one with the goatee is clearly the rebel.
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