Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: mustaches galore; now with bonus eyebrows!

You know those days when you’re in the parking garage, putting on eye makeup quick like a bunny in the mirror, and then you realize that you need to pluck your eyebrows SOOOO badly, but you have no tweezers?

Those are crazy-making days.

March 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Badly. Plays the sax badly.

I’m not gonna lie, y’all, when I was in middle- and high-school, the dance company I was in junior company/apprenticed to used a LOT of Kenny G.  Also, a ton … Continue reading

February 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dwarves spend a lot on conditioner and detangling spray.

What?  You think that luxuriant beard just happens? Obviously temperamentally he’s a Hobbit, but Hobbits rarely get to practice their french-braiding skills.

December 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!

I was in a mood yesterday.  What can I say?  Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he?  I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading

December 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

Today on Neurotic Owl, we find out whether you can really make a bomb out of bat guano and fruit loops.

June 25, 2013 · 3 Comments

Manic Pixie Otter Wants All the Things: the unveiling.

Because occasionally I title a post as exactly what it is.  I know it’s late in the day, but here’s a project you probably forgot existed, completed!  (You can’t see … Continue reading

June 1, 2013 · 1 Comment

If you don’t get this reference and you’re American, then get off my lawn, you damn kids!

Sad but true story – last year I made a ‘You Bet Your Life’ joke to a community college theatre class, and they stared at me blankly.  OK, fair enough, … Continue reading

May 5, 2013 · 2 Comments

Teehee. She actually does have a tail.

I usually assume y’all will either get my references or Google them, but this one has caused enough confusion amongst them as has seen it that I will do your … Continue reading

April 18, 2013 · 1 Comment

‘My Owline, Sweet Owline’

Since he’s a tenor, he just sings the ‘tu-whit, tu-whoo’ line.  He did try to grow a mustache, but it made him look like this guy: Who I am currently … Continue reading

April 10, 2013 · 1 Comment

Backwing Boys? N’Beak? Help me out here.

The one with the goatee is clearly the rebel.

February 19, 2013 · 1 Comment