Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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Without the image, that caption would sound awfully inappropriate.

Actually, even with the image it does if you’ve somehow missed the cultural juggernaut that was Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’.  You should go watch that.  There are singing crabs and … Continue reading

January 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

TRIGGER WARNING if you’re a hair puller.

I swear I’m not this bad — I get obsessive about snapping off split ends, which is why I really need to keep up with haircuts, and while I don’t … Continue reading

January 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Prepare yourself for ranting.

(This is an old cartoon, but it suits my topic for today) So I had fun at Space City Con this weekend, although more hanging out with my friends and … Continue reading

January 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

If I were braver, this is where I’d show you a picture of my hands, but I’m not.

Suffice it to say that I still bite my nails, a lot. Oh, by the way, sorry I’ve been away for a few days — I was at a science … Continue reading

January 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Holy shit, y’all. Apparently people love depressing blog posts on New Year’s Day.

I glanced at the site stats as I was logging on and found a nearly unprecedented number of views, although it’s possible my friends are just double-checking things a lot … Continue reading

January 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Some New Year’s thoughts that are probably depressing, so you should probably go read something else instead. Probably.

Events which I will not go into and also just that regular Gregorian New Year’s stock-taking that we’re all so fond of have me back on this thing, so naturally … Continue reading

January 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Sgraffito Owl has a scratchy throat.

But I don’t!  I seem to have avoided the plague that was a circulating through my workplace a few weeks ago, so yay!  Take that, coworkers who constantly tell me … Continue reading

December 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

I don’t think I published this one yet. Did I? No? OK, then.

NEUUUUUROOOOTIC OOOOWWWWWL!  RUUUUN! Don’t worry, he apologizes to Tokyo in the sequel.

December 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Does this tiara seem like too much?

December 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

Because the tendency to leap out of the way when someone else heads for the same chair as you is not what that game is about.

Y’all, there was a game of musical chairs at my work Christmas party that seemed likely to dissolve into bloodshed at any moment.  I was actually thrilled to be out … Continue reading

December 25, 2013 · Leave a comment