Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: owls

nur0t1c 0w7. . . oh, fuck it, I like words.

March 6, 2013 · 1 Comment

Next he’ll start talking about the Snowy Owl party he went to last week.

March 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

It’s Poe-licious. There’s an adjective I don’t use ofen enough.

Because there wasn’t room for “Quoth Neurotic Owl: Am I in the way?  I mean, I can move. . . um. . . I don’t want to be a bother … Continue reading

March 4, 2013 · 2 Comments

In which I post a little something special for this, my 50th post, and then wonder what I’m doing with my life.

Not really.  This blog brings me and all five of my readers a certain amount of joy, so yay blog.  Aaaanyway. . . He reminds me of the owl. What … Continue reading

March 1, 2013 · Leave a comment

Manic Pixie Otter plays the spoons.

Who wants to be on the washboard?

February 28, 2013 · Leave a comment

In which Neurotic Owl pursues the arts, and the arts pursue someone else.

. . . and finds out he’s 6 months too late.  Aww.  Still, who doesn’t love Wales in February? Just kidding, I’d love Wales anytime.  Anyone want to send me … Continue reading

February 28, 2013 · Leave a comment

And the first SCAer to critique his authenticity will make him cry. Or get the shiv, whatever.

In fact, this is heavily based on a gorgeous piece a friend of mine recently made for her husband.  I should have gotten a copy of the picture from her, … Continue reading

February 27, 2013 · 2 Comments

wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle yeah. He works out.

  And now that’s in your head.  Sorry.

February 26, 2013 · Leave a comment

He also wanted me to ask if you like him. Check yes or no.

February 25, 2013 · Leave a comment

This seemed like a Sunday kind of thing. (See? I know what day it is!)

. . . and was never heard from again.  For decades he wandered lost, subsisting on Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda, praying for a Sherpa to show him the way … Continue reading

February 24, 2013 · 3 Comments