Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: this won’t end well

Just to be clear, snowy owls are the minority, since most owls are brown. I am not making Neurotic Owl a horrible racist, just a guilty liberal.

This is a rerun, of course, because I realized a thing and I am ashamed and the other cartoons I have queued don’t really serve to EXPOSE MY SHAME.  So … Continue reading

June 13, 2014 · 2 Comments

L’amour est un oiseau neurotique . . .

No bulls were harmed in the making of this cartoon. In case you’re wondering, the production of Carmen we’re working on right now is a giant clusterfuck and there’s no … Continue reading

April 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

Mmmmmm, it’s hedgehoglicious.

The real trick is not poking holes in the pasta.

April 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Just cast a snowy owl, you!

This came up several times recently, both because underrepresentation of people of colour in theatre is always an issue, and because the opera company I work for announced next year’s … Continue reading

March 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

They’re certainly not in mine.

March 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

A baby cried into a phone at me earlier, and I know exactly how he felt.

Apparently I did not fully upload the cartoons I thought I uploaded, but that’s okay, because this is how I feel today.  Sorry for the rerun, but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. Can I … Continue reading

March 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Will he finally get his ice cream? Stay tuned. . .

Come back tomorrow!  Same owl time, same owl channel!  How will you live with the suspense?!?!?!?!? If I were awesome, I’d dig through the archive and link to all of … Continue reading

March 13, 2014 · 1 Comment

You should probably avoid food that makes demands on you.

And can I just say that it’s really hard to draw stripey socks on tiny owl legs?  That’s all. Oh, and if he thinks he’s going to use Food Truck … Continue reading

March 4, 2014 · 1 Comment

He might need some help.

The gym at my workplace has several Nautilus machines, and I regularly use the ab-crunchy one and the leg pressy one and the arm one where you bring your arms … Continue reading

February 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Finally, this blogtoon gets some inappropriate beaver pics.

This is going to blow my search results all to hell.  Crap, I just said ‘blow’. By the way, it took this long not because I wasn’t champing at the … Continue reading

February 7, 2014 · Leave a comment