Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Monthly Archives: December, 2013

Sgraffito Owl has a scratchy throat.

But I don’t!  I seem to have avoided the plague that was a circulating through my workplace a few weeks ago, so yay!  Take that, coworkers who constantly tell me … Continue reading

December 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

I don’t think I published this one yet. Did I? No? OK, then.

NEUUUUUROOOOTIC OOOOWWWWWL!  RUUUUN! Don’t worry, he apologizes to Tokyo in the sequel.

December 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

I was distracted by kittens.

By which I mean that I’m sorry I haven’t been around much the last few days, but I was in Denton visiting friends and relatives and art museums and also … Continue reading

December 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Does this tiara seem like too much?

December 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

Because the tendency to leap out of the way when someone else heads for the same chair as you is not what that game is about.

Y’all, there was a game of musical chairs at my work Christmas party that seemed likely to dissolve into bloodshed at any moment.  I was actually thrilled to be out … Continue reading

December 25, 2013 · Leave a comment

Because a princess with a blaster is pretty great, but who doesn’t want a light saber?

December 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

Although my portfolio is primarily digital nowadays, it still feels just like this.

Just assume I’m covered in METAPHORICAL tape and paper shreds. Oh, hey, progress!  The living room is presentable!  Huzzah! Also, it’s not 2014 yet, so it still makes sense to … Continue reading

December 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

My wish is for a brawny manservant to whip my cheesecakes. Wait, that sounds weird.

Hi, everybody! (Hi, Doctor Nick!) I went to a super fun Browncoat holiday shindig last night, and then today I got up at the crack of ten and cleaned and … Continue reading

December 23, 2013 · 1 Comment

Eating. It keeps us alive.

You’d think that any relatively sane person who gets hypoglycemic would be able to remember that eating is important, but I am the worst at that, possibly because of that … Continue reading

December 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

She should probably lay off the hair products altogether.

On the other hand, it looks kind of fun being poofy.  She could fall over and just sort of bounce gently, like a small child in a puffy coat.

December 19, 2013 · Leave a comment