Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Monthly Archives: December, 2013

The other three and twenty are hiding.

December 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Dwarves spend a lot on conditioner and detangling spray.

What?  You think that luxuriant beard just happens? Obviously temperamentally he’s a Hobbit, but Hobbits rarely get to practice their french-braiding skills.

December 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Very few people bend that way, and even fewer owls.

This one happened because my awesome friends C and V brought back an illustrated pamphlet of ancient Mayan sex positions from a recent cruise, and some of the drawings were … Continue reading

December 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

More otter! Why do I feel like that statement’s going to lead to some weird search results?

The best gift of all – the gift of herself.  Manic Pixie Otter is not hurting for self-esteem. By the way, Charlie’s way better already!  Hooray!  Now I can get … Continue reading

December 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

This one is very belated, but it’s really Hannukah’s fault for being early.

I blame you, festival of fried foods gambling  lights! I know, I know — that’s a huuuuge dreidel.  I think we can all assume that scale is not so much … Continue reading

December 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

Part the third! Also, some exclamation points!!!!!!

Sad trombone. Also, my kitty has a cold, and I know, I know, it’s just sneezing, it’s fine.  He ate his breakfast as usual, and we just last Friday saw … Continue reading

December 11, 2013 · 1 Comment

Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!

I was in a mood yesterday.  What can I say?  Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he?  I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading

December 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

Another 3-parter!

Teehee.  Cone of shame.  Just wait till tomorrow!     Speaking of shame, we’re having a leetle bit of family drama right now chez moi, which I’m absolutely not going … Continue reading

December 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

Something different for your Sunday.

So, I’ve been working on the railroad rebuilding my portfolio website, and I got to the part where I’m supposed to upload a photo of me, and eugh.  I always … Continue reading

December 9, 2013 · 4 Comments

Well, this is embarrassing.

I got nothing, y’all.  There are cartoons, but they’re not scanned yet, because I was working on my portfolio and that eats my brain and also my computer’s brain.  It’s … Continue reading

December 5, 2013 · Leave a comment