Dwarves spend a lot on conditioner and detangling spray.
What? You think that luxuriant beard just happens? Obviously temperamentally he’s a Hobbit, but Hobbits rarely get to practice their french-braiding skills.
Very few people bend that way, and even fewer owls.
This one happened because my awesome friends C and V brought back an illustrated pamphlet of ancient Mayan sex positions from a recent cruise, and some of the drawings were … Continue reading
More otter! Why do I feel like that statement’s going to lead to some weird search results?
The best gift of all – the gift of herself. Manic Pixie Otter is not hurting for self-esteem. By the way, Charlie’s way better already! Hooray! Now I can get … Continue reading
This one is very belated, but it’s really Hannukah’s fault for being early.
I blame you, festival of fried foods gambling lights! I know, I know — that’s a huuuuge dreidel. I think we can all assume that scale is not so much … Continue reading
Part the third! Also, some exclamation points!!!!!!
Sad trombone. Also, my kitty has a cold, and I know, I know, it’s just sneezing, it’s fine. He ate his breakfast as usual, and we just last Friday saw … Continue reading
Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!
I was in a mood yesterday. What can I say? Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he? I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading
Another 3-parter!
Teehee. Cone of shame. Just wait till tomorrow! Speaking of shame, we’re having a leetle bit of family drama right now chez moi, which I’m absolutely not going … Continue reading
Something different for your Sunday.
So, I’ve been working on the railroad rebuilding my portfolio website, and I got to the part where I’m supposed to upload a photo of me, and eugh. I always … Continue reading
Well, this is embarrassing.
I got nothing, y’all. There are cartoons, but they’re not scanned yet, because I was working on my portfolio and that eats my brain and also my computer’s brain. It’s … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 