Dwarves spend a lot on conditioner and detangling spray.
What? You think that luxuriant beard just happens? Obviously temperamentally he’s a Hobbit, but Hobbits rarely get to practice their french-braiding skills.
More otter! Why do I feel like that statement’s going to lead to some weird search results?
The best gift of all – the gift of herself. Manic Pixie Otter is not hurting for self-esteem. By the way, Charlie’s way better already! Hooray! Now I can get … Continue reading
This one is very belated, but it’s really Hannukah’s fault for being early.
I blame you, festival of fried foods gambling lights! I know, I know — that’s a huuuuge dreidel. I think we can all assume that scale is not so much … Continue reading
Part the third! Also, some exclamation points!!!!!!
Sad trombone. Also, my kitty has a cold, and I know, I know, it’s just sneezing, it’s fine. He ate his breakfast as usual, and we just last Friday saw … Continue reading
Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!
I was in a mood yesterday. What can I say? Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he? I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading