Part the third! Also, some exclamation points!!!!!!
Sad trombone.
Also, my kitty has a cold, and I know, I know, it’s just sneezing, it’s fine. He ate his breakfast as usual, and we just last Friday saw the vet for his yearly checkup and she said that he was bursting with health and also fluff, and it’s just a cold.
Which doesn’t mean that I’m not spending my work day picturing him dying of pneumonia at home, because of course I am. Someone reassure me?
(Actually, now that I think about it — maybe he caught the cold at the vet’s office? Or possibly the kitty plague? Should I call them? I’m just paranoid, right?)
“Go away, woman. I’m watching my stories.” – Sir Charlie Sneezypants of Coldonia
Neurotic Owl 
If I were less inclined to freak out about it, I could admit that my cat sneezing is fucking hilarious.