Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Monthly Archives: July, 2014

You saw this coming, right?

I won’t belabor the point, because I’ve said this before.  When it comes to choosing the bravest character in my cast of weirdos, Neurotic Owl will always win hands down, … Continue reading

July 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

True, loyal, unafraid of toil? Check.

Because he cleans his truck thoroughly and often, because he (or his human avatar) will invent bacon wrapped churros with salted caramel dipping sauce when he says he will, and … Continue reading

July 30, 2014 · 2 Comments

Because Schadenfreude Seahorse is a jerk.

By the way, Slytherin?  Your house crest is easily the biggest pain in the ass to draw.  This is not improving my outlook on how much you suck. Please, feel … Continue reading

July 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

I’m just going to apologize in advance if your favourite character isn’t on one of these.

Because of course she is.

July 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flowers everywhere!

Also, pompoms!

July 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Stare into his unblinking beady gaze.

This is a very specific one-off that may require explanation.  One of my friends recently went to Peru and ate 1/17th of a guinea pig (because she was with 16 … Continue reading

July 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

How could I not draw a badger?

And yes, I do know that the brand Badgly Mischka is made up of two dudes, but how great would it be if their logo was a haughty looking badger … Continue reading

July 22, 2014 · Leave a comment


July 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

And she loves a boxy suit.

July 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

And the party will be stripey.

Seriously, who doesn’t love the ridiculous glittery fashion elf who is Betsey Johnson?  She’s like the magical love child of Lisa Frank and Tim Burton, but more awesome.When people talk … Continue reading

July 17, 2014 · Leave a comment