I won’t belabor the point, because I’ve said this before. When it comes to choosing the bravest character in my cast of weirdos, Neurotic Owl will always win hands down, … Continue reading
Because he cleans his truck thoroughly and often, because he (or his human avatar) will invent bacon wrapped churros with salted caramel dipping sauce when he says he will, and … Continue reading
By the way, Slytherin? Your house crest is easily the biggest pain in the ass to draw. This is not improving my outlook on how much you suck. Please, feel … Continue reading
Because of course she is.
This is a very specific one-off that may require explanation. One of my friends recently went to Peru and ate 1/17th of a guinea pig (because she was with 16 … Continue reading