Brace yourselves. Language jokes are coming.
By which I mean more cartoons involving rhymes or slant rhymes or super loose slant rhymes if they still have the right rhythm in my head. I’m on a kick, … Continue reading
Opera: Sometimes I go just so I can say loge.
MPO’s love of saying words is heavily inspired by the brilliant Paget Brewster, who plays Sadie Doyle on The Thrilling Adventure Hour, and rolls out words in a way that … Continue reading
A loooong bath.
No real joke here – one of my friends was telling a story about how she takes such long showers that neither her husband nor her mother noticed when she … Continue reading
And he’s okay.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, he goes to the lavatory (to stress cry), On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea!
The hovering terror cat of awesome.
So C and V went on a cruise and brought back adorable bobble headed animals for some of their buddies, and mine is TERRIFYING (in the best possible way). I’ve … Continue reading
And it ends with creepy face licking.
Do I need to post the preceding two? Eh, why not. Or, if I’m Canadian, why not, eh?
It continues.
In case you didn’t see this one last week: And now:
As long as she doesn’t try to snort it, we’re okay.
. . . because snorting pixie stix leads to pain and colourful snot. Kids, learn from the lessons of the 80s — the sugar dust goes in the mouth, not … Continue reading
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