The hovering terror cat of awesome.
So C and V went on a cruise and brought back adorable bobble headed animals for some of their buddies, and mine is TERRIFYING (in the best possible way). I’ve named him Koshak, which makes sense if you listen to ‘Welcome to Nightvale’ and defies description if you don’t. He lives on my dashboard, currently kind of on top of the speaker because I keep forgetting to pick up some blu-tack or bring out a Command strip to keep him from sliding around. He’s delightful.
Also, J got me a terrified fish magnet that looks not unlike Socially Awkward Bass, so I imagine I’ll be collaging something on the fridge with him eventually.
Thanks, present bringing cruise friends!
Neurotic Owl 
Shouldn’t “present-bringing” have a hyphen? (He says, to the grammar & spelling prodigy…)
Indeed it should. I blame Koshak, as his blank yellow stare has clearly sapped my mutant powers.