Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Monthly Archives: May, 2013

But when he does, he clearly drinks far too much.

I can sympathize today.  In case you thought I was constantly bitching and moaning about my physical ailments, I’d just like to point out that my neck’s been in spasm … Continue reading

May 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

He’s going to need a bigger hat.

. . . but at least the bunny is unlikely to eat him.  And he’ll be great at that trick where the magician turns his head all the way around. … Continue reading

May 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

And has a sexy pillow fight. And then Manic Pixie Otter tried to braid his feathers, but we don’t talk about that.

Clearly he’s distracted from the pillow fight by concerns about having to buy new feather pillows tomorrow.  In fact, I remembered I had this one sitting around because last night … Continue reading

May 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

Don’t panic.

This isn’t actually especially true today, but when it is true, I don’t have the wherewithal to draw it, so better to get it out there when I’m feeling okay … Continue reading

May 28, 2013 · Leave a comment

Dude, when I do learn to ride a bike, there will be streamers and a basket and a bell. I’m basically Pheobe.

Phoebe from ‘Friends’, not Phoebe from Eight Cousins.  I also make up really stupid songs for my cat. If you’re laughing now and wondering how a 34-year-old woman manages to … Continue reading

May 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

Belated stuff-that-isn’t-cartoons-post!

Clearly yesterday I was still in weekday headspace, since I posted a cartoon instead of my usual Saturday randomness, so here: In case you have any doubts, of COURSE the … Continue reading

May 26, 2013 · 3 Comments

Feel free to interpret this in any way you choose.

Is the song stuck in your head yet?  What if I add that, if she had the chance, she’d ask the world to dance? BTW, if you ever really want … Continue reading

May 25, 2013 · Leave a comment