Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Monthly Archives: May, 2018

When you’re a floof, you’re a floof all the way.

Nothing says ‘intimidating gang member’ like a devastating high kick and jazz hands wings.

May 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caaaaat.

I was going to post a couple of cartoons, but my scanner is being a GIANT BAG OF DICKS right now, so nope.  Instead, please enjoythis random photo of my … Continue reading

May 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Want to see a thing?

I’m going to assume you do or you wouldn’t be here.  Hello, my fluffy chocolate dipped boiled puddings!  So I am NOT GREAT at hairstyling, and I keep meaning to … Continue reading

May 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

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I meant to post her at the end of last week, but I kept wanting to get just one more element done first.  Anywaaaay, I took advantage of that new … Continue reading

May 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Ba-dum ba-dum, no but not really, please don’t freak ooooout, I’m talking to you A.

Wedding dress shopping just came up in conversation, that’s all.  I can’t even get my act together to brave the hideously murky waters of OK Cupid again, what makes you … Continue reading

May 9, 2018 · Leave a comment

Weekly thingy, a little late.

No big comment today, just a cartoon and a song I CAN’T GET OUT OF MY HEAD OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOP. And now I’ve either stuck you with … Continue reading

May 6, 2018 · Leave a comment

DONE-DY DONE DONE!

Dammit, caps lock, you are the nemesis I am currently too lazy to defeat. Hello again, my little self-saucing puddings!  The detour project, SHE IS DONE (that was the shift … Continue reading

May 2, 2018 · 1 Comment