A loooong bath.
No real joke here – one of my friends was telling a story about how she takes such long showers that neither her husband nor her mother noticed when she fell in the shower and hurt herself and was lying there for 20 minutes before she dragged herself to the bed, where she remained undiscovered for a good while longer. The moral of the story is that V either needs to get those sticky shower flowers, or LifeAlert, or both, and also that baths are awesome.
Neurotic Owl 
Whimsical duckies holding umbrellas!
On roller skates! With a glitter cannon!