Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Monthly Archives: September, 2014

Mmmm, mice.

It’s probably even less upsetting to have a bucket of mice dumped over you if you’re an owl.  Still, Charlie cat didn’t seem so much upset as mildly irritated by his … Continue reading

September 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Please don’t be frightened.

If you’re younger than I am, it’s possible you won’t know what this cartoon is about and will think something truly horrible, or at least deeply kinky, is going on. … Continue reading

September 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Temporary tattooed, that is.

Because I’m not against adding art permanently to your skin (unless you’re in theatre and that art is any version of comedy and tragedy masks, in which case, STOP IT. … Continue reading

September 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

Motherf*ing singers.

And actors, and dancers, and anyone I have to schedule fittings with, really. And look, 98% of my current regulars are SPLENDID, so really, the 2% are ruining things for … Continue reading

September 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Today will be upsetting.

We’ve all been talking about spousal abuse a lot lately, for reasons I’m sure you’re aware of.  I just want to add my voice to the many people asking you … Continue reading

September 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

They exchanged grooming tips.

September 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Life sized chocolate moose!

  Apparently Scarborough, Maine is the home of the tastiest pun ever, and also chocolatiers with a lot of free time.  And before you ask, he’s SOLID.  Sooooooo much chocolate. … Continue reading

September 10, 2014 · Leave a comment