Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Author Archives: naralesser

This one is very belated, but it’s really Hannukah’s fault for being early.

I blame you, festival of fried foods gambling  lights! I know, I know — that’s a huuuuge dreidel.  I think we can all assume that scale is not so much … Continue reading

December 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

Part the third! Also, some exclamation points!!!!!!

Sad trombone. Also, my kitty has a cold, and I know, I know, it’s just sneezing, it’s fine.  He ate his breakfast as usual, and we just last Friday saw … Continue reading

December 11, 2013 · 1 Comment

Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!

I was in a mood yesterday.  What can I say?  Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he?  I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading

December 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

Another 3-parter!

Teehee.  Cone of shame.  Just wait till tomorrow!     Speaking of shame, we’re having a leetle bit of family drama right now chez moi, which I’m absolutely not going … Continue reading

December 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

Something different for your Sunday.

So, I’ve been working on the railroad rebuilding my portfolio website, and I got to the part where I’m supposed to upload a photo of me, and eugh.  I always … Continue reading

December 9, 2013 · 4 Comments

Well, this is embarrassing.

I got nothing, y’all.  There are cartoons, but they’re not scanned yet, because I was working on my portfolio and that eats my brain and also my computer’s brain.  It’s … Continue reading

December 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

Everytime I think I’m out of art jokes, they pull me back in!

Which, speaking of repetitive things that are repetitive, have I tried to sell you a calendar yet today?  I swear I’ll stop soon — at least, once the new year … Continue reading

December 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

You won’t like him when he’s angry. . .

Never mind, angry hedgehogs are adorable.

December 3, 2013 · 2 Comments

Everybody laugh.

If you don’t know ‘Company’ and thus, the song ‘Ladies Who Lunch’, I has a sad for you.  You should watch it, and then, if you’re not depressed enough, may … Continue reading

December 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

This is going to be worse than that time he went to the luau. . .

  Oh, by the way, I just finished putting together a calendar, because clearly that’s exactly what your friends and family need for the coming year: a calendar full of … Continue reading

November 29, 2013 · Leave a comment