Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Author Archives: naralesser

The knee bone’s connected to the shin bone, and the head bone’s connected to nothing, because a kitten got hold of it.

The assignment was ‘gore’, so naturally the first thought I had was inappropriately sexy Al Gore. Skeleton.  I was stumped till I realized I could continue the kitten skull story. … Continue reading

November 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

In which I fail to follow directions.

This was supposed to be an 8-bit zombie according to the list, but I just didn’t have an idea for combining all three things.  Also, I suck at drawing 8-bit … Continue reading

November 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

One of these things is not like the other; one of these things is actually scary.

Found or murdered to get?  You decide! ‘What clippers?  I don’t have the clippers.  Nothing going on here.’

November 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

You know what’s even more unsettling than wearing a mask of your friend’s face? Voter apathy.

Will not rant, will not rant, will not rant. . .  YOU HAD ONE JOB, VOTERS!  And dumbasses who can’t understand what they’re voting for did that job, and now … Continue reading

November 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

Halloween isn’t over till I say it’s over or I run out of discount candy!

Frankenstein, bat (of sorts)

November 2, 2015 · 2 Comments

Quoth the raven, “Yo, whaddup?”

October 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Drawlloween and a parent with poor judgement.

Unless you, too, were raised by a madman who collects horror movies of the 30s – 60s and has no clue what’s appropriate for a small child to see, you’ll … Continue reading

October 29, 2015 · Leave a comment

Drawlloween again?

Haunted house, zombie.  The real difficulty I’m having with this list is that I’ve already done cartoons about so many of the topics.  It’s forcing me to think of new … Continue reading

October 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Werewolf, Pumpkin, and an update.

In case anyone’s been wondering about that coloring book idea, I haven’t forgotten.  I have only just gotten around to working on it, though, and I can’t leave well enough … Continue reading

October 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

In which I am the scariest thing of all — sick in public.

I’m home sick from work today, so first, huge apologies to everyone I saw yesterday.  I should know by now that an all-day scratchy throat equals sick, not allergies, no … Continue reading

October 26, 2015 · Leave a comment