Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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Seriously, people. Don’t be dumbasses.

November 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

He’s a placekicker for the Squids. Wait, is that the right sport?

November 8, 2014 · 3 Comments

He is Groot?

November 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ia, Shub-Neuroticoth!

November 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

She regrets nothing.

November 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

I’m ashamed of myself.

October 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

Brace yourselves. Language jokes are coming.

By which I mean more cartoons involving rhymes or slant rhymes or super loose slant rhymes if they still have the right rhythm in my head.  I’m on a kick, … Continue reading

October 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

You won’t be able to unsee this.

You’re welcome.

October 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Opera: Sometimes I go just so I can say loge.

MPO’s love of saying words is heavily inspired by the brilliant Paget Brewster, who plays Sadie Doyle on The Thrilling Adventure Hour, and rolls out words in a way that … Continue reading

October 28, 2014 · 2 Comments

A loooong bath.

No real joke here – one of my friends was telling a story about how she takes such long showers that neither her husband nor her mother noticed when she … Continue reading

October 27, 2014 · 2 Comments