Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

These are not cartoons.

Since I’m home sick today and don’t feel like writing anything that makes sense, and most of my current cartoons involve at least mini-rants, have these pictures of Tiny Rogue … Continue reading

January 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

If I were braver, this is where I’d show you a picture of my hands, but I’m not.

Suffice it to say that I still bite my nails, a lot. Oh, by the way, sorry I’ve been away for a few days — I was at a science … Continue reading

January 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Here’s someone we haven’t seen in a while.

Has anyone else ever watched a children’s show called ‘Big, Big World’?  It’s great.  There’s a giant sloth puppet who’s a leetle bit stoned-seeming all the time and an intensely … Continue reading

January 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Holy shit, y’all. Apparently people love depressing blog posts on New Year’s Day.

I glanced at the site stats as I was logging on and found a nearly unprecedented number of views, although it’s possible my friends are just double-checking things a lot … Continue reading

January 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Some New Year’s thoughts that are probably depressing, so you should probably go read something else instead. Probably.

Events which I will not go into and also just that regular Gregorian New Year’s stock-taking that we’re all so fond of have me back on this thing, so naturally … Continue reading

January 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Sgraffito Owl has a scratchy throat.

But I don’t!  I seem to have avoided the plague that was a circulating through my workplace a few weeks ago, so yay!  Take that, coworkers who constantly tell me … Continue reading

December 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

I don’t think I published this one yet. Did I? No? OK, then.

NEUUUUUROOOOTIC OOOOWWWWWL!  RUUUUN! Don’t worry, he apologizes to Tokyo in the sequel.

December 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

I was distracted by kittens.

By which I mean that I’m sorry I haven’t been around much the last few days, but I was in Denton visiting friends and relatives and art museums and also … Continue reading

December 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Does this tiara seem like too much?

December 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

Because the tendency to leap out of the way when someone else heads for the same chair as you is not what that game is about.

Y’all, there was a game of musical chairs at my work Christmas party that seemed likely to dissolve into bloodshed at any moment.  I was actually thrilled to be out … Continue reading

December 25, 2013 · Leave a comment