Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Back to Paris for a smiling lady.

I am SO grateful that my mother did not find it necessary to enter the scrum directly in front of the Mona Lisa.  If you haven’t been to the Louvre, … Continue reading

October 20, 2015 · Leave a comment

Technically this isn’t Paris.

If you’re ever in Paris and you only get to make one day trip, the obvious one is Versailles, but I think Giverney is even better.  It’s Monet’s house and … Continue reading

October 19, 2015 · Leave a comment

What, Paris again?

We technically only went to the museum portion of the Pompidou, since it’s also a concert venue and probably a few other things.  Also, it looks like a giant ship. … Continue reading

October 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

More Paris! Specifically, the Marais, for chocolate and dolls.

My cousin B sent us to Jacques Genin Chocolaterie, and I was questioning her choices a bit, because EXPENSIVE.  But then they brought our lemon-basil tart, and our tasting selection … Continue reading

October 15, 2015 · Leave a comment

Neurotic Owl goes to Paris!

The Musee d’Orsay is filled with beautiful and magical art, but also, it’s a former train station, which means you can go stand in a giant clock window and look … Continue reading

October 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Mooch, page one.

Or, how I adopted a kitten like a moron immediately after expensive car repairs and before an unpaid week in Paris, so please go buy something, ideally from my etsy … Continue reading

October 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Road Trip: the endening.

People are always astonished, not only at how throughly the crazy hits, but how quickly and thoroughly it gets fixed.  Half a pack of peanut butter crackers (or in this … Continue reading

October 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Road trip. Shit gets real, yo.

I’ll be back with the ending, but not till the week after next.  I’m going to be out of pocket next week, so don’t expect to see anything here in … Continue reading

October 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Road trip: The Downward Spiral.

October 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Road trip! In which we scare a cop with lady tears.

 Just to be clear, none of that crying and babbling was deliberate.  We had been on the road a long damn time and we were all pretty exhausted and miserable, … Continue reading

September 30, 2015 · Leave a comment