Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: and you shall be my squishy

Ia, Shub-Neuroticoth!

November 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Introducing Norbert (possibly) the kidney.

Sorry, y’all.  I drew this really quickly yesterday in response to events, and then I worked really late and didn’t get a chance to scan and edit it properly.  I’ll … Continue reading

October 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

I’m just going to apologize in advance if your favourite character isn’t on one of these.

Because of course she is.

July 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

And while we’re discussing fashion icons. . .

I’m not going to link to a photo of Tim Gunn, because surely you know everybody’s favourite fashion uncle by now.  Instead, I’m going to send you to this video … Continue reading

July 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

Unless you’re describing the show to your blind friend, shhhhhhhhh.

I don’t care how quiet you think you’re being, or how important it is to tell your date that that last song was awesome, I CAN HEAR YOU.  Unless you … Continue reading

June 5, 2014 · 1 Comment

It’s a love that will last forever.

Coming soon-ish, various other characters marrying items I’ve promised to marry.  For instance, cheese.

May 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

Pausing while a few of you look up ‘slashfic’. . . ah. There you go.

Have any of you read ‘Fangirl’, by Rainbow Rowell?  I’m a little less than halfway through listening to it and the only thing pacing me is that it’s an audiobook … Continue reading

May 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

I don’t get road rage, but I do get grocery store rage. RAGE.

I SEE YOU, dude with 30 individual packages of candy, bacon, and baby food!  Thirty is more than ten, dickhead.  Go away. PS: I hope that dude had a baby … Continue reading

March 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

No, not you you, other people you. Cool your mammaries.

Because occasionally it’s nice to use a word that isn’t ‘like’ or the equally vague phrases ‘kind of’, sort of’, etc.  This is yet another thing that drove me bonkers … Continue reading

March 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

For my friend who couldn’t get into her car recently, and for me, and primarily for my parking spot neighbours who inevitably park like dicks.

Not only did I have to climb into my car through the passenger side three times in one week in my work parking garage (and I have a small car, … Continue reading

February 28, 2014 · Leave a comment