Hello again! Did you miss me?
Hi everybody! (Hi, Doctor Nick!) I’m sure you didn’t notice my spotty attendance recently, but it was, and I was, and my excuse is not an excuse really. I was … Continue reading
Dies ist ein sehr betrunken otter.
Please feel free to correct Google’s German. And I know, I know — I just did Neurotic Owl at Oktoberfest in the paper dolls, and it’s not even Oktober. I … Continue reading
Curse you, wasabi!
And before you get all smug and say that wasabi isn’t that hot, please keep in mind that this is my cartoon and I am a spice wimp. Feel free … Continue reading
Someone get me a knish, stat!
One of my friends occasionally daydreams about starting a deli food truck, and if he ever does that thing and I can get hot knishes whenever I want in Houston, … Continue reading
Papierpuppen! Part the third.
These are the ones you haven’t seen yet, right? Right? Oh, god, I can’t tell anymore because my brain is filled up with all the ways I might murder our … Continue reading
Mmmmmm, it’s hedgehoglicious.
The real trick is not poking holes in the pasta.
See? It’s a happy one!
Which, if my friend V who coined this phrase could, in fact, make a mix for the orgasmic mushroom soup she fed us last weekend, I would not care what … Continue reading
Happy non-Irish-people-getting-drunk-and-pretending-to-be-Irish day!
This is a repeat, but it’s an appropriate repeat, plus I’m about to give you a new one too, so quit your whining. By the way, can we have a … Continue reading
I wanted to make you wait for the second part and post a picture of owl, otter, and hedgehog eating pie for Pi day, but I was tired last night.
Maybe I’ll do a biiiig drawing of all of my characters having a pie party and then save it for next year, except I’m bad at saving things, so I’ll … Continue reading
You should probably avoid food that makes demands on you.
And can I just say that it’s really hard to draw stripey socks on tiny owl legs? That’s all. Oh, and if he thinks he’s going to use Food Truck … Continue reading
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