Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: cookery

Luckily, he did NOT misunderstand the recipe.

Funnily enough, you can absolutely google spotted dick with no issues at all — I don’t know how many pages you have to scroll through if you’re WANTING disgusting pictures, … Continue reading

February 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

What we have here is a fundamental misunderstanding of food names.

February 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

My wish is for a brawny manservant to whip my cheesecakes. Wait, that sounds weird.

Hi, everybody! (Hi, Doctor Nick!) I went to a super fun Browncoat holiday shindig last night, and then today I got up at the crack of ten and cleaned and … Continue reading

December 23, 2013 · 1 Comment

The other three and twenty are hiding.

December 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

You won’t like him when he’s angry. . .

Never mind, angry hedgehogs are adorable.

December 3, 2013 · 2 Comments

This is going to be worse than that time he went to the luau. . .

  Oh, by the way, I just finished putting together a calendar, because clearly that’s exactly what your friends and family need for the coming year: a calendar full of … Continue reading

November 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

THANKSGIVVUKAH!

I always worry when he gets out the goggles. You know, as delightful as that Buzzfeed list of Thanksgivvukah foods is, and as much as I enjoy the existence of … Continue reading

November 28, 2013 · 1 Comment

Sorry, Austin. This is the last time I’ll pick on you for at least 2 weeks. Probably.

Anyway, I’ve realized that I really need to stop telling people that Houston is awesome, because it’s too damn crowded already.  I take it all back!  We have no vibrant, … Continue reading

November 25, 2013 · 2 Comments

Three guesses why I didn’t have time to post earlier.

November 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

And once again, his ice cream dreams are foiled. Mwahaha.

I did not recall until after I drew the latest installment in the ‘Neurotic Owl never gets his ice cream’ thread that I’ve already done a cartoon where he’s simply … Continue reading

November 20, 2013 · Leave a comment