Where will I get a grilled cheese with a side of fried rice now?
This won’t mean much if you’re not from Houston, or possibly even specifically from the Montrose area, but Lucky Burger has been defeated by a greedy landlord who forced them … Continue reading
Hello again! Did you miss me?
Hi everybody! (Hi, Doctor Nick!) I’m sure you didn’t notice my spotty attendance recently, but it was, and I was, and my excuse is not an excuse really. I was … Continue reading
Someone get me a knish, stat!
One of my friends occasionally daydreams about starting a deli food truck, and if he ever does that thing and I can get hot knishes whenever I want in Houston, … Continue reading
How many ways can you dress a hedgehog?
Apparently ten, at least this time around.
Papierpuppen! Part the third.
These are the ones you haven’t seen yet, right? Right? Oh, god, I can’t tell anymore because my brain is filled up with all the ways I might murder our … Continue reading
Mmmmmm, it’s hedgehoglicious.
The real trick is not poking holes in the pasta.
Can I take the day off, too? Please? Pretty please with cartoon hedgehogs on top?
Because I apparently have inflammation around the nerve in my thigh, which is why it feels like a constant gentle burning, occasionally interspersed with a furious fucking burning and sometimes, … Continue reading
See? It’s a happy one!
Which, if my friend V who coined this phrase could, in fact, make a mix for the orgasmic mushroom soup she fed us last weekend, I would not care what … Continue reading
Luckily, he did NOT misunderstand the recipe.
Funnily enough, you can absolutely google spotted dick with no issues at all — I don’t know how many pages you have to scroll through if you’re WANTING disgusting pictures, … Continue reading
And now, I get a song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. You’re welcome.
P.S.: If anyone could please explain to me what the hell caused that song to exist besides copious amounts of drugs, that would be awesome. See also: At the Zoo. … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 