Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: hedgehogs

March! Because I forgot about Pi day, but again, that would have looked a lot like Thanksgiving.

Neurotic Owl is the Lord of the Flap.  His legs flail about as though independent of his body!

December 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

And then there was colour.

I’m not quite done — I like the misty unevenness of the colour, but I think I need a few pops of brighter or darker somethings so it doesn’t just … Continue reading

December 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

From all my favorite fuzzies! (And one squishy.)

In which Neurotic Owl is too polite to take the last piece of pie: I’m taking tomorrow off, so here’s a nice big one to tide you over.  Thanksgiving is … Continue reading

November 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Someone get me a knish, stat!

One of my friends occasionally daydreams about starting a deli food truck, and if he ever does that thing and I can get hot knishes whenever I want in Houston, … Continue reading

April 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

How many ways can you dress a hedgehog?

Apparently ten, at least this time around.

April 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

Papierpuppen! Part the third.

These are the ones you haven’t seen yet, right?  Right?  Oh, god, I can’t tell anymore because my brain is filled up with all the ways I might murder our … Continue reading

April 8, 2014 · 1 Comment

Mmmmmm, it’s hedgehoglicious.

The real trick is not poking holes in the pasta.

April 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Can I take the day off, too? Please? Pretty please with cartoon hedgehogs on top?

Because I apparently have inflammation around the nerve in my thigh, which is why it feels like a constant gentle burning, occasionally interspersed with a furious fucking burning and sometimes, … Continue reading

April 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

See? It’s a happy one!

Which, if my friend V who coined this phrase could, in fact, make a mix for the orgasmic mushroom soup she fed us last weekend, I would not care what … Continue reading

March 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Luckily, he did NOT misunderstand the recipe.

Funnily enough, you can absolutely google spotted dick with no issues at all — I don’t know how many pages you have to scroll through if you’re WANTING disgusting pictures, … Continue reading

February 19, 2014 · Leave a comment