Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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Time to get another song stuck in your head!

Aw, man.  I totally should have made him Riff-Raff. Poor casting, me.

June 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

Hootojoho!

If your Wagnerian opera last more than 4.5 hours, please consult your physician.  Excessive exposure to Wagnerian horns may lead to irritation, exhaustion, and bleeding from the ears. I’m not … Continue reading

May 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

It’s Poe-licious. There’s an adjective I don’t use ofen enough.

Because there wasn’t room for “Quoth Neurotic Owl: Am I in the way?  I mean, I can move. . . um. . . I don’t want to be a bother … Continue reading

March 4, 2013 · 2 Comments

Is it a facepalm if you’re using a wing?

That’s your sister!  Stop it!  You should not be looking at that girl like that because she’s malnourished and possibly suffering from Stockholm syndrome, told you not to, and YOUR … Continue reading

February 17, 2013 · Leave a comment