Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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Why, oh why, did I not think to give her a purple crayon?

March 3, 2014 · 2 Comments

For my friend who couldn’t get into her car recently, and for me, and primarily for my parking spot neighbours who inevitably park like dicks.

Not only did I have to climb into my car through the passenger side three times in one week in my work parking garage (and I have a small car, … Continue reading

February 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Please don’t hate the new guy.

I realize he’s not as lovable as most, but can’t you find a place in your heart for a jellyfish? Just for clarity’s sake, because the facebook preview of this … Continue reading

February 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

I meant to put this one up Saturday, so that it immediately followed the Kool-Aid man, but clearly I didn’t do that.

  Oops. Admit it, you always suspected this, right?  Right.

February 24, 2014 · 1 Comment

Like the Kool-Aid man! Only less liquidy and not trying to convince you to drink out of her head.

Seriously, what part of a giant pitcher smashing into your house and then wanting you to drink his innards ISN’T upsetting?  Of course, I have similar feelings about pinatas with … Continue reading

February 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Luckily, he did NOT misunderstand the recipe.

Funnily enough, you can absolutely google spotted dick with no issues at all — I don’t know how many pages you have to scroll through if you’re WANTING disgusting pictures, … Continue reading

February 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Introducing the original inappropriate beaver.

And a thumbs-up of approval from L.  In case you can’t read it, because you almost certainly can’t, the cartoon is another iteration of ‘No one expects Inappropriate Beaver!’ because … Continue reading

February 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

The inappropriateness continues.

Ew.  ‘Funky beaver’.

February 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

Finally, this blogtoon gets some inappropriate beaver pics.

This is going to blow my search results all to hell.  Crap, I just said ‘blow’. By the way, it took this long not because I wasn’t champing at the … Continue reading

February 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Speaking of crossplay:

She looks oddly natural with a cigar.  By the way, at some point soonish I’m planning to make paper dolls of Neurotic Owl, Manic Pixie Otter, and Food Truck Hedgehog, … Continue reading

January 14, 2014 · 2 Comments