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Tarot-ing all the day. Cups, Queen and King.

Who’s regal as fuck?  This otter.  HER CUP IS SO FANCY IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE A CUP. That thing in his left hand is actually a scepter, but the … Continue reading

April 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot: Whimsical as fuck edition. Cups 6 and seven.

The cute, it burns. I see an elephant!  I see a heffalump!  I see . . a bunch of cups! That’s weird, dude.  You have a strange cup obsession, and … Continue reading

March 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot: Now I’m just being silly. Cups 2 & 3.

You should really be listening to The Thrilling Adventure Hour.  Clink! ABK: “Party!”  MPO: “PARTY!”  NO: “Do you think this drink is safe?  I think I looked away from it … Continue reading

March 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Ye olde Tarot continueth. Pentacles Knight and Queen.

Again, I’m just going to say that there are too many damn letters in Pentacles.  Nearly done, though!

March 23, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot-i-ness. Pentacles 10 and page.

This is one of the few where the design’s not even a little bit inspired by Rider-Waite, because the original 10 of pentacles is kind of a mess, design-wise, and … Continue reading

March 20, 2015 · Leave a comment

The United States of Tarot? Now I’m referencing things I haven’t even watched. Pentacles eight and nine.

Because once  changed the stonemason to a potter, there was just no choice.  I could hear ‘Unchained Melody’ in my head, and not the awful version from the awful stage … Continue reading

March 19, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot-rot-boom–de-yay! (I’m a terrible human being.) Pentacles four and five!

Look, I’m not saying that Manic Pixie Otter is greedy; I’m just saying that she wants all the things.  Also, she likes to gnaw on coins.

March 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot: I got the computer today! edition. Knight of wands, Queen of wands.

As you’ll see, I quickly came to regret using up two female characters on the page and knight, since that left me with unsatisfying queen options.  Then I remembered who … Continue reading

March 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Get hit with the Tarot stick! Or something. I don’t know where that came from. Wands six and seven, anyway.

    One very traditional, and one featuring a game of Whack-A-Mole.  Something for everyone!  (And yes, that is Steve the douchebag unicorn making a special guest appearance). Oh, also, … Continue reading

March 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

This Tarot has gotten very shelter-centric all of a sudden. Five of wands.

 I will hopefully finish wands this weekend and start Pentacles (which will be hilarious, because I’m terrible at drawing nice even five pointed stars), in which case I’ll start showing … Continue reading

March 6, 2015 · Leave a comment