Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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Cue the extreme Gallagher fans.

I can’t help but think that I’m going to get shit for this from some huge Gallagher fans who strongly object to my referring to him as a prop comic, … Continue reading

October 15, 2014 · 1 Comment

If you can dodge a hurtling miniature owl, you can dodge a ball.

It’s the only sport for which an insane terror of getting hit by the ball is actually helpful.

October 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

In which I prove my nerd cred a teensy bit.

Of course, I took a photo last night of my cat watching Doctor Who, so I think further proof is unnecessary.   If you could read this (which you can’t, … Continue reading

October 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Introducing Norbert (possibly) the kidney.

Sorry, y’all.  I drew this really quickly yesterday in response to events, and then I worked really late and didn’t get a chance to scan and edit it properly.  I’ll … Continue reading

October 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

This was me last week, and will probably be me again tomorrow.

Because part of going to synagogue with my mom after a long day at work is trusting her when she says she won’t hang around afterward for very long, then … Continue reading

October 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Walking dogs is hard, yo.

Don’t get me wrong, cats have their little quirks, but nothing in my life so far has prepared me for a 90 lb dog with a neck made of muscle … Continue reading

October 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ceci n’est pas un article.

You guys, I have SO MANY new cartoons for you, and they’re all in my purse and not in my computer because one of my favoritest friends and her awesome … Continue reading

September 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

And also fantastic singers.

So I published this last week while I was scheduled a ridiculous number of fittings in a super short time, and I was a tad frustrated.  I’m concerned that one … Continue reading

September 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

You get a rerun today, because I was busy last night totally failing to cook anything for the Rosh Hashanah potluck tomorrow.

So when I turn up with a store-bought something, my excuse will be that I was busy totally failing to scan cartoons for my blog.  It’s the circle of bullshit. … Continue reading

September 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Why am I not publishing this one on a Wednesday? After all, on Wednesdays, we wear pink.

September 23, 2014 · Leave a comment