Although my portfolio is primarily digital nowadays, it still feels just like this.
Just assume I’m covered in METAPHORICAL tape and paper shreds. Oh, hey, progress! The living room is presentable! Huzzah! Also, it’s not 2014 yet, so it still makes sense to … Continue reading
Eating. It keeps us alive.
You’d think that any relatively sane person who gets hypoglycemic would be able to remember that eating is important, but I am the worst at that, possibly because of that … Continue reading
Dwarves spend a lot on conditioner and detangling spray.
What? You think that luxuriant beard just happens? Obviously temperamentally he’s a Hobbit, but Hobbits rarely get to practice their french-braiding skills.
Very few people bend that way, and even fewer owls.
This one happened because my awesome friends C and V brought back an illustrated pamphlet of ancient Mayan sex positions from a recent cruise, and some of the drawings were … Continue reading
This one is very belated, but it’s really Hannukah’s fault for being early.
I blame you, festival of fried foods gambling lights! I know, I know — that’s a huuuuge dreidel. I think we can all assume that scale is not so much … Continue reading
Part the third! Also, some exclamation points!!!!!!
Sad trombone. Also, my kitty has a cold, and I know, I know, it’s just sneezing, it’s fine. He ate his breakfast as usual, and we just last Friday saw … Continue reading
Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!
I was in a mood yesterday. What can I say? Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he? I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading
Another 3-parter!
Teehee. Cone of shame. Just wait till tomorrow! Speaking of shame, we’re having a leetle bit of family drama right now chez moi, which I’m absolutely not going … Continue reading
Well, this is embarrassing.
I got nothing, y’all. There are cartoons, but they’re not scanned yet, because I was working on my portfolio and that eats my brain and also my computer’s brain. It’s … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 