Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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But when he does, he clearly drinks far too much.

I can sympathize today.  In case you thought I was constantly bitching and moaning about my physical ailments, I’d just like to point out that my neck’s been in spasm … Continue reading

May 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

He’s going to need a bigger hat.

. . . but at least the bunny is unlikely to eat him.  And he’ll be great at that trick where the magician turns his head all the way around. … Continue reading

May 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

And has a sexy pillow fight. And then Manic Pixie Otter tried to braid his feathers, but we don’t talk about that.

Clearly he’s distracted from the pillow fight by concerns about having to buy new feather pillows tomorrow.  In fact, I remembered I had this one sitting around because last night … Continue reading

May 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

Don’t panic.

This isn’t actually especially true today, but when it is true, I don’t have the wherewithal to draw it, so better to get it out there when I’m feeling okay … Continue reading

May 28, 2013 · Leave a comment

Dude, when I do learn to ride a bike, there will be streamers and a basket and a bell. I’m basically Pheobe.

Phoebe from ‘Friends’, not Phoebe from Eight Cousins.  I also make up really stupid songs for my cat. If you’re laughing now and wondering how a 34-year-old woman manages to … Continue reading

May 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. . .

Dude, if you don’t already know The Gashleycrumb Tinies, then you have missed out on the creepiest darkest most delightful alphabet book evahr.  Go read it noooooooooow.

May 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

This one’s only sort of a rerun. New cartoons tomorrow, I promise.

After much more agonizing than was strictly necessary, I picked which designs to order magnets of  for ApolloCon.  I then promptly regretted one of my decisions, because that’s who I … Continue reading

May 23, 2013 · 1 Comment

Reposting this one because I’m tired and sad and grumpy and not currently clinically depressed, so thank goodness for that.

  Sorry for the repost, y’all, but it’s been a rough week already and I have plenty of drawings, but none scanned.  Anyway, I’m having my delightful monthly reminder that … Continue reading

May 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

No big story behind this one. He just likes eggs.

He really likes eggs. Oswynnnnnnnnnn!  (I just realized I totally left off the Dalek’s ears.  Well, not ears, but thingys that sit about where ears would.  I would not win … Continue reading

May 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

I think there may be a few more installments in this little story. How do you make a GIF again?

Oh, Neurotic Owl.  This is an even worse plan than the cat. “So many fuzzies!”  

May 20, 2013 · Leave a comment