For my friend who couldn’t get into her car recently, and for me, and primarily for my parking spot neighbours who inevitably park like dicks.
Not only did I have to climb into my car through the passenger side three times in one week in my work parking garage (and I have a small car, … Continue reading
Like the Kool-Aid man! Only less liquidy and not trying to convince you to drink out of her head.
Seriously, what part of a giant pitcher smashing into your house and then wanting you to drink his innards ISN’T upsetting? Of course, I have similar feelings about pinatas with … Continue reading
Badly. Plays the sax badly.
I’m not gonna lie, y’all, when I was in middle- and high-school, the dance company I was in junior company/apprenticed to used a LOT of Kenny G. Also, a ton … Continue reading
What we have here is a fundamental misunderstanding of food names.
And now, I get a song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. You’re welcome.
P.S.: If anyone could please explain to me what the hell caused that song to exist besides copious amounts of drugs, that would be awesome. See also: At the Zoo. … Continue reading
Oh, look! A place!
If you’ve never carefully turned your enormous doll collection around to face to wall, and then still woken up several times during the night afraid they’ll have turned back, you’ve … Continue reading
With his mother-of-pearl opera glasses. Because he’s classy, that’s why.
Usually when I go to a show I end up drawing something related to said show during intermission, but since this was drawn while my mom and I were at … Continue reading
Teehee. Blushing owls are the cutest owls.
So, I have been known to read the occasional romance novel, particularly if it’s a. by Georgette Heyer, or b. involves some combination of the Regency period, girls disguised as … Continue reading
New character!
I know, I’m breaking the mold by doing a human (who isn’t besotted with a douchebag unicorn), but here’s how this happened. I was visiting I and M with my … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 