Hootojoho!
If your Wagnerian opera last more than 4.5 hours, please consult your physician. Excessive exposure to Wagnerian horns may lead to irritation, exhaustion, and bleeding from the ears. I’m not … Continue reading
My bentos are neither this pretty nor this anthropomorphic.
So, still crampy and bleed-y, but not terribly nauseated today, so hooray! On with the jollity! I haven’t been packing my usual adorable lunches that make my coworkers jealous lately, … Continue reading
Even more paper dolls for your Saturday.
Teehee. He’s such a pale ginger he’s nearly unscannable. Before you mention the lack of body hair, I grew up a dancer among men who did away with such things, … Continue reading
Shhhhhhhhhh.
I actually did this at Pesach when a certain relative of mine would NOT stop talking at me, but it’s frequently the case. One of several reasons I had trouble … Continue reading
But his knees don’t hate him.
So this happened a few weeks ago at intermission of a friend’s concert, when the people I was sitting with and I randomly started discussing all the things that are … Continue reading
I’m the king of the barn!
So, okay, this is somewhere between art related and movie joke, because I am nothing if not high-brow. Speaking of movies I’ve never actually bothered to see all the way … Continue reading
And she will happily perform your gay wedding there.
Or, as we of the future will call them, weddings. So I was going to post Supreme Court-topical type posts today, because I scanned Equality Owl and Otter and Hedgehog … Continue reading
Eep.
So yesterday started off slow — I was going to go to my parents’ house, do laundry, visit Skippy the Cat and (if she’d let me) Meg the Grumpy … Continue reading
Tiny ink dots, in my wine, make it taste like ink. . . never mind.
Although he is feeling a little scattered lately. Ba-dum-ching. Seriously, brace yourselves — there’s a slew of art history-related owls a-comin’, because I am on a leetle bit of a … Continue reading
Now you want thin mints, and it’s all my fault.
But not the new mango ones, because I hear those are terrible and contain more mushrooms than mangoes. “But isn’t Neurotic Owl male?” you completely fail to ask. Why yes, … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 