flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread
But not the new mango ones, because I hear those are terrible and contain more mushrooms than mangoes. “But isn’t Neurotic Owl male?” you completely fail to ask. Why yes, but the boy scouts are terrible and he won’t belong to any group that hates gay owls, while the girl scouts embrace gay and trans scouts and have cookies. Tasty, tasty cookies.
In other news, this is in progress:
And I’m nowhere near out of stuff for her to want, but I’m also crowd-sourcing suggestions. Well, okay, cluster-sourcing – I don’t think I have enough readers for a crowd. Let me know what YOU want in the comments, and I’ll probably work it in. (Before you say it, remember that my mother occasionally reads this blog, you filthy, filthy perverts.)
UPDATE: I coloured in the Mario mushroom backwards. Yay me.