Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: this won’t end well

In which numbers are hard.

Of course, she could have just done this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A10PvpbPJZw

March 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

In which Neurotic Owl pursues the arts, and the arts pursue someone else.

. . . and finds out he’s 6 months too late.  Aww.  Still, who doesn’t love Wales in February? Just kidding, I’d love Wales anytime.  Anyone want to send me … Continue reading

February 28, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Cat in the Hat

Happy Saturday, y’all! I found Waldo!  I know this looks vaguely photoshopped, but it’s just a very shiny plastic hat from an M&Ms ornament. He has this awesome habit of … Continue reading

February 16, 2013 · 2 Comments

See? I said this wouldn’t end well. Should have had her spayed, you silly owl.

Seriously, folks.  Spay and neuter your pets, cause that poor cat in heat howling outside my window every night is just confusing the crap out of Charlie.  He knows she … Continue reading

February 11, 2013 · Leave a comment

I’m really going to use that ‘this won’t end well’ tag to death.

February 7, 2013 · Leave a comment

When I finally learn to ride a bike, it will probably be with this level of bravado and daring.

   

February 6, 2013 · 1 Comment

His novel is roughly the size of my (unfinished) undergraduate thesis. Did you know those things were only supposed to be about 20 pages?

. . . which is why I teeechnically shouldn’t have graduated the honours program.  I meant to finish it, I really did, but I had to go talk to the … Continue reading

February 1, 2013 · Leave a comment

Sometimes he makes poor life choices.

January 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Somehow I don’t think it’s going to work.

“I see. . . despair.”

January 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

In which more nerdy owls are posted and I succumb to peer pressure.

Also, I opened a Zazzle store because a few people told me to and I sometimes do as I’m told.   http://www.zazzle.com/neuroticowl

January 28, 2013 · 3 Comments