Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: this won’t end well

And now for something completely random.

There was a logic chain here, but I can’t remember where it started — I just know that it ended with my requesting unicorns riding sharks, and then somebody (I … Continue reading

November 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

He’s a placekicker for the Squids. Wait, is that the right sport?

November 8, 2014 · 3 Comments

Ia, Shub-Neuroticoth!

November 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

She regrets nothing.

November 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Brace yourselves. Language jokes are coming.

By which I mean more cartoons involving rhymes or slant rhymes or super loose slant rhymes if they still have the right rhythm in my head.  I’m on a kick, … Continue reading

October 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

The hovering terror cat of awesome.

So C and V went on a cruise and brought back adorable bobble headed animals for some of their buddies, and mine is TERRIFYING (in the best possible way).  I’ve … Continue reading

October 23, 2014 · 2 Comments

As long as she doesn’t try to snort it, we’re okay.

. . . because snorting pixie stix leads to pain and colourful snot.  Kids, learn from the lessons of the 80s — the sugar dust goes in the mouth, not … Continue reading

October 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

How many times can I use the same pun? SO MANY.

I was sad when I drew the first necrotic owl because I had just used up the best neurotic owl pun I would ever come up with.  Luckily, I’m not … Continue reading

October 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cue the extreme Gallagher fans.

I can’t help but think that I’m going to get shit for this from some huge Gallagher fans who strongly object to my referring to him as a prop comic, … Continue reading

October 15, 2014 · 1 Comment

This was me last week, and will probably be me again tomorrow.

Because part of going to synagogue with my mom after a long day at work is trusting her when she says she won’t hang around afterward for very long, then … Continue reading

October 2, 2014 · Leave a comment