Backwing Boys? N’Beak? Help me out here.
The one with the goatee is clearly the rebel.
It’s called ‘neurotic human’.
Also, Any day now she’s going to move to Austin.
This quote just came up in conversation on a friend’s facebook, and I couldn’t resist.
Also, now I can’t stop hearing Michael Dorn reading ‘Go the Fuck to Sleep’ in my head. It’s a long story.
Is it a facepalm if you’re using a wing?
That’s your sister! Stop it! You should not be looking at that girl like that because she’s malnourished and possibly suffering from Stockholm syndrome, told you not to, and YOUR … Continue reading
The Cat in the Hat
Happy Saturday, y’all! I found Waldo! I know this looks vaguely photoshopped, but it’s just a very shiny plastic hat from an M&Ms ornament. He has this awesome habit of … Continue reading
His name is Schadenfreude Von Owlingen until someone gives me a better one.
In a related note, that’s totally my great-grandpa’s mustache. Although I think Uncle Joe may have upstaged him with the ‘stache/eyebrow combination. Not actually my uncle I don’t think, probably … Continue reading
In which I talk about serious shit because it’s my blog and you can’t stop me.
So if you don’t know about the silver ribbon, go read this: http://thebloggess.com/2012/01/the-fight-goes-on/ Then go ahead and read everything else The Bloggess has written, because that shit’s hilarious. ‘Sokay, I’ll … Continue reading
Bonus post! In which I try to sell you stuff. I mean, not hard, since I make less than a dollar from these, but still.
http://www.zazzle.com/neurotic_owl_sticks_to_your_fridge_magnets-160915074794174034 Basically, this: on a magnet. Painfully literal, thy name is Neurotic Owl.
30th post, y’all! I’m not a well person.
I thought I owed you guys something special for this semi-momentous occasion. Of course, it’s only coincidence that this comes directly after his first try at babysitting.
Neurotic Owl 