Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Monthly Archives: November, 2015

The knee bone’s connected to the shin bone, and the head bone’s connected to nothing, because a kitten got hold of it.

The assignment was ‘gore’, so naturally the first thought I had was inappropriately sexy Al Gore. Skeleton.  I was stumped till I realized I could continue the kitten skull story. … Continue reading

November 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

In which I fail to follow directions.

This was supposed to be an 8-bit zombie according to the list, but I just didn’t have an idea for combining all three things.  Also, I suck at drawing 8-bit … Continue reading

November 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

One of these things is not like the other; one of these things is actually scary.

Found or murdered to get?  You decide! ‘What clippers?  I don’t have the clippers.  Nothing going on here.’

November 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

You know what’s even more unsettling than wearing a mask of your friend’s face? Voter apathy.

Will not rant, will not rant, will not rant. . .  YOU HAD ONE JOB, VOTERS!  And dumbasses who can’t understand what they’re voting for did that job, and now … Continue reading

November 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

Halloween isn’t over till I say it’s over or I run out of discount candy!

Frankenstein, bat (of sorts)

November 2, 2015 · 2 Comments