Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Author Archives: naralesser

I feel Vulcan, Oh so Vulcan, I’m revokin’ emotion right now!

Not really, but sing it to the tune of ‘I Feel Pretty’, and then write the next bit, please.  That’s all I’ve got.

June 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

And now I’m picturing Manic Pixie Otter smashing out the window of her car, all sexy like. Theoretically.

Because no one can argue that Patrick Swayze wasn’t sexy as all get out in that movie, but the window smashing?  That’s just poor planning.  Use your disadvantaged street kid … Continue reading →

June 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Hello again! Did you miss me?

Hi everybody!  (Hi, Doctor Nick!)  I’m sure you didn’t notice my spotty attendance recently, but it was, and I was, and my excuse is not an excuse really.  I was … Continue reading →

June 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Yoga is hard, yo.

“I call this pose ‘gracefullest kitteh’.” – Lord Charles of Ploppington, baron of the remote.

May 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

It’s a love that will last forever.

Coming soon-ish, various other characters marrying items I’ve promised to marry.  For instance, cheese.

May 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

As drawn by the girl who just apologized to a table for bumping into it.

May 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

Mic drop.

Oh, please, do tell me all about how white cisgendered straight Christian men have it harder than anybody.  I’ll just be over here, loading a Nerf gun with Tampons.  You … Continue reading →

May 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Because he is, in fact, a decent human being.

I’m not so much up to reopening this topic, because I just bowed out of a Facebook thread that got argue-y fast (and then bowed back in for a second … Continue reading →

May 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Parties are scary sometimes anyway.

I’m very lucky to have found friends who both throw totally non-scary parties and are also pretty great about letting you know, clearly and specifically, when you’re invited.  Still, you … Continue reading →

May 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

You know how people are always supposed to choose between flying or invisiblity?

If they were a superhero, I mean.  I want to be the kind of person who says flying, but there are too many times when being able to disappear would … Continue reading →

May 15, 2014 · Leave a comment