Papierpuppen! Part the third.
These are the ones you haven’t seen yet, right? Right? Oh, god, I can’t tell anymore because my brain is filled up with all the ways I might murder our … Continue reading
Dolls! Made of paper! Part 2.
The pale yellow tab is meant to lap behind her face, to help hold the wig in place. There’ll be lots more of those on tomorrow’s dolls. It’s hard making … Continue reading
Paper dolls! Part 1.
I think I’ll be rolling out the black and white ones first, then the colour versions — I’m planning to put both up on Redbubble and, I guess, Zazzle once … Continue reading
I didn’t post this one yet, right? Right? I can’t tell anymore.
Or the paper towels, or his tax forms. Whatever. Many of my books have little fang marks in the corners because Charlie does not approve of me reading instead of … Continue reading
Mmmmmm, it’s hedgehoglicious.
The real trick is not poking holes in the pasta.
Can I take the day off, too? Please? Pretty please with cartoon hedgehogs on top?
Because I apparently have inflammation around the nerve in my thigh, which is why it feels like a constant gentle burning, occasionally interspersed with a furious fucking burning and sometimes, … Continue reading
Buffering. Or maybe fluffering. Wait, no, that’s something else.
“The TV never needs to load.” – Lord Charlie Roundbelly of Lickington
See? It’s a happy one!
Which, if my friend V who coined this phrase could, in fact, make a mix for the orgasmic mushroom soup she fed us last weekend, I would not care what … Continue reading
This is infinitely creepier than I meant it to be. Also, FAQs!
Seriously, I was going for cute. She’s not stealing the baby permanently, she just wants to hold it and sing to it and possibly sniff its head and play with … Continue reading
Actually, really frequent stress criers know that you do it INSIDE the stall, but I didn’t feel like drawing him on the toilet.
The sink is for when you’re pretty sure you’re done crying, so you go splash cold water on your face to try to look less like you’ve been hysterically sobbing, … Continue reading
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