Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Kitty video!

I’m still sick, as you’ll be able to tell if you follow the link to Charlie’s Mice Bucket Challenge video, but I figured those who don’t know me on Facebook … Continue reading →

September 6, 2014 · 1 Comment

Nope.

I have cartoons cued but I’m feeling extra sick today — like sweaty whenever I stay on my feet for long and just exhausted — and I’m just trying to … Continue reading →

September 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Another roadside attraction.

Pretty much what it sounds like.  It’s a building, shaped like a duck, on Long Island.  If I remember correctly, there’s a gift shop inside. Picky overly observant types will … Continue reading →

September 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

Road trip!

So my mom and I drove up to Denton this weekend to visit my brother and his wife and THEIR KITTENS (These guys, but bigger now.) and it was mostly … Continue reading →

September 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Oh, what a world! Wait, no, that’s melting.

Today is a weird day to publish this, since I’m actually home sick and not making it to the gym at all, but whatever.  I’m a zany unpredictable fool.  With … Continue reading →

September 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

No mules were harmed in the making of this doodle.

And before you shriek in horror, a muleskinner in this context is just a dude (or chick, presumably) who drives mules.  A muleteer, if you will.  Like a Rocketeer but … Continue reading →

August 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

As God is mah witness, I will never wear curtains again!

I promise, I’m definitely going to draw a more legit Bob Mackie cartoon, but thinking about what represents the ultimate Mackie design led me straight past sparkly dresses and Cher-wear … Continue reading →

August 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

MUST CLEAN MOAR.

Ugh, you guys.  So last week I had family visiting town from Wednesday to Saturday (yay! {but also eek!  time consuming!}) and also had to empty out and scrub the … Continue reading →

August 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

Lucy!!!!! No, the other one.

Because I wants to see Lucy the action movie, but I think it’s best I do so in private, where my loud groans every time someone says, “ten percent of … Continue reading →

August 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Today will have to be a brave day.

So, full disclosure, the amazing leggings I got were free, because my awesome friend Katie of Lineage Wear needed plus size brand ambassadors (basically, pictures of my big butt wearing … Continue reading →

August 22, 2014 · Leave a comment