Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Parties are scary sometimes anyway.

I’m very lucky to have found friends who both throw totally non-scary parties and are also pretty great about letting you know, clearly and specifically, when you’re invited.  Still, you … Continue reading

May 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

You know how people are always supposed to choose between flying or invisiblity?

If they were a superhero, I mean.  I want to be the kind of person who says flying, but there are too many times when being able to disappear would … Continue reading

May 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Whooooooooooooooo.

A leetle break, I think, after yesterday, and because a certain A requested an owl in a dirndl.  If he ends up marrying Christopher Plummer and becoming stepmother to 7 … Continue reading

May 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Today will not be funny or cheerful. Sorry.

So there’s a thing I haven’t talked about here yet, but this new character means that I sort of need to address it.  As with all of the other intensely … Continue reading

May 13, 2014 · 4 Comments

BUBBLE PIPE. That is all.

May 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dies ist ein sehr betrunken otter.

Please feel free to correct Google’s German.  And I know, I know — I just did Neurotic Owl at Oktoberfest in the paper dolls, and it’s not even Oktober.  I … Continue reading

May 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

LESS BALLOONS!

Darn those hollow bird bones!  

May 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

MOAR BALLOONS!

May 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Because invading the Earth for our copper or our women or whatever is just silly.

May 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Curse you, wasabi!

And before you get all smug and say that wasabi isn’t that hot, please keep in mind that this is my cartoon and I am a spice wimp.  Feel free … Continue reading

May 5, 2014 · 2 Comments