Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Mic drop.

Oh, please, do tell me all about how white cisgendered straight Christian men have it harder than anybody.  I’ll just be over here, loading a Nerf gun with Tampons.  You … Continue reading →

May 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Because he is, in fact, a decent human being.

I’m not so much up to reopening this topic, because I just bowed out of a Facebook thread that got argue-y fast (and then bowed back in for a second … Continue reading →

May 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Parties are scary sometimes anyway.

I’m very lucky to have found friends who both throw totally non-scary parties and are also pretty great about letting you know, clearly and specifically, when you’re invited.  Still, you … Continue reading →

May 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

You know how people are always supposed to choose between flying or invisiblity?

If they were a superhero, I mean.  I want to be the kind of person who says flying, but there are too many times when being able to disappear would … Continue reading →

May 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Whooooooooooooooo.

A leetle break, I think, after yesterday, and because a certain A requested an owl in a dirndl.  If he ends up marrying Christopher Plummer and becoming stepmother to 7 … Continue reading →

May 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Today will not be funny or cheerful. Sorry.

So there’s a thing I haven’t talked about here yet, but this new character means that I sort of need to address it.  As with all of the other intensely … Continue reading →

May 13, 2014 · 4 Comments

BUBBLE PIPE. That is all.

May 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dies ist ein sehr betrunken otter.

Please feel free to correct Google’s German.  And I know, I know — I just did Neurotic Owl at Oktoberfest in the paper dolls, and it’s not even Oktober.  I … Continue reading →

May 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

LESS BALLOONS!

Darn those hollow bird bones!  

May 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

MOAR BALLOONS!

May 7, 2014 · Leave a comment