Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Because invading the Earth for our copper or our women or whatever is just silly.

May 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Curse you, wasabi!

And before you get all smug and say that wasabi isn’t that hot, please keep in mind that this is my cartoon and I am a spice wimp.  Feel free … Continue reading →

May 5, 2014 · 2 Comments

Pausing while a few of you look up ‘slashfic’. . . ah. There you go.

Have any of you read ‘Fangirl’, by Rainbow Rowell?  I’m a little less than halfway through listening to it and the only thing pacing me is that it’s an audiobook … Continue reading →

May 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cursive is hard, yo.

Seriously, when was the last time YOU used script?  And if your answer is, “Five minutes ago.  I hand calligraph letters to all my friends beautifully and can absolutely remember … Continue reading →

May 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

Oh, look! A post! It’s like I’m reliable or something. Mostly or something.

I’m just going to leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco It’s clearly not the best quality video, but this is the first version I remember from mah childhood (except in black and … Continue reading →

May 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

This isn’t a post.

But I swear there’ll be a real one when I get home — yesterday was a little stressful, since I found out while at the office five minutes before my … Continue reading →

April 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Now, to defeat Mojo Jojo!

April 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Hello again!

I know, I know, no post Friday and very late post today.  If I had more than five readers, I imagine I’d have heard about that.  The truth is, I’m … Continue reading →

April 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Someone get me a knish, stat!

One of my friends occasionally daydreams about starting a deli food truck, and if he ever does that thing and I can get hot knishes whenever I want in Houston, … Continue reading →

April 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

Only one more Passover cartoon after this, I swear.

So another Pesach tradition you may or may not be familiar with — insanely long songs with 7,000,000,000 verses.  It’s all fun and games at first, and I can hang … Continue reading →

April 23, 2014 · Leave a comment