Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: anachronisms

A little spot of silliness.

I’ve felt weird about posting cartoons the last few days, but I also think maybe we need a little moment away from sadness and horror and outrage before we burn … Continue reading

July 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Step two: Utility belt of useful utility!

Remember when I said I needed to find fabric to make a utility belt?  Hahahahahahaha duct tape, bitches.  It is fabulous. Anyway, forgive the slightly crumply pouches, that’s what happens … Continue reading

June 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Dolls, dolls, dolls.

I didn’t buy this one, so she doesn’t count against the ‘I don’t collect dolls’ tally!  Or, actually, I did buy her, but back in 1997 or so, so she’s … Continue reading

May 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Dance, ballerina! Or whoever, really.

Going to dance performances can be hard for me.  I’m not as sad as I used to be that I had to give up dancing, because I’m 37 years old … Continue reading

April 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Shake a tailfeather!

One of my friends found this glorious photo of a great horned owl being ADORABLY threatening: (Photo by Deanna Butler, found here.) . . . and pointed out that it looks … Continue reading

March 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

I have seen the future, and it is FLUFFEH.

Remember back at the end of September, when a cat adopted me? So it’s been a while, and stuff has obviously changed.  Charlie is shrinking, which freaks me right out … Continue reading

March 10, 2016 · 1 Comment

And now a leetle story.

Some of you already know this.  Sorry. Once upon a time, in a land called my apartment, I was looking at Twitter to see whether it was really interesting enough … Continue reading

February 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

If you even THINK about burning a library down, I will cut you.

Hypatia (of a few different places, really) is mostly remembered as a brilliant philosopher and mathematician, and as a rational person murdered by an irrational religious mob.  Seems like a … Continue reading

January 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

It’s only forever, but not long enough.

I was going to post Amelia Earhart today, but I’m too sad about David Bowie.  I’m sure you know by now that he’s died/gone back to his home planet/turned into … Continue reading

January 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Never has there been a more appropriate use of the ‘this won’t end well’ tag.

Before some dipshit says it, understanding radiation better leads to dying from exposure LESS, so thanks, Marie! Also, there’s another quote from her basically saying, “If you give me a … Continue reading

January 6, 2016 · Leave a comment