Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: fairytales

This one might require some explanation.

I mean, I think it works all right even if you don’t know the source, BUT YOU SHOULD.  So, if you haven’t read the Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Particia C. … Continue reading

May 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Who else did you THINK would be next?

Photoshop is my friend, because I accidentally drew her head too large for her body (larger than my usual exaggerated proportions, I mean) and the brush selection plus the scale … Continue reading

May 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

BAVMORDA.

She is the subtlest villain that ever subtled, and also metal as fuck.

May 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

And now I have something!

So, yes, the room behind her was lit, and Westley was visible, and I tried that, but this just works better visually. Also, it’s really hard finding a strong active … Continue reading

May 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

And then fairytales, because they’re one of my other obsessions.

Although ‘Alice’ is less a fairytale and more a young girl’s journey-quest, but then we get into that book I’m never actually going to write, and then you fall asleep.

May 6, 2015 · 1 Comment

And then we returned to melodramatic 80’s fantasy movies.

Because, look, no one can claim that ‘Legend’ was great film, but you can’t deny that it had style, and stunningly gorgeous shots, and Tim Curry.  And, for some reason, … Continue reading

May 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Neverending Stoooory! Aaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaah. . .

Again, not up for sale yet because I was busy watching a barber slit SO MANY throats last night.  It was pretty outstanding.

April 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

Mirrormask! Like Labyrinth, but weirder.

Which is saying something, considering that Labyrinth involves the Bog of Eternal Stench and David Bowie’s tights bulge. This one’s not for sale yet, but soon, my preciouses.  Soooooon. In … Continue reading

April 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

Like my imaginary OKCupid profile says, ‘Feminist, brah.’

But you do have fluffy CGI feathers and a confusing (at age eight) crotch bulge in your other form, so there’s that.  Hands up if you DIDN’T form your early … Continue reading

April 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Because who doesn’t want a frilly dress and combat boots?

Oops.  I meant to remove that extra pen line on her arm and forgot, and now it looks like she has something really weird going on there.  It’s my attention … Continue reading

January 9, 2015 · Leave a comment