Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: fairytales

Whooooooooooooooo.

A leetle break, I think, after yesterday, and because a certain A requested an owl in a dirndl.  If he ends up marrying Christopher Plummer and becoming stepmother to 7 … Continue reading

May 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

OTTER. And some clothes.

I don’t like to pick favourites, but I do really, really like this set.  

April 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Papierpuppen! Part the third.

These are the ones you haven’t seen yet, right?  Right?  Oh, god, I can’t tell anymore because my brain is filled up with all the ways I might murder our … Continue reading

April 8, 2014 · 1 Comment

Dolls! Made of paper! Part 2.

The pale yellow tab is meant to lap behind her face, to help hold the wig in place.  There’ll be lots more of those on tomorrow’s dolls.  It’s hard making … Continue reading

April 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Please don’t steal shoes from dead witches, because then someone will have to steal your shoes off your body three times, and that seems challenging.

Seriously, who could resist sparkly red shoes, right?  Even off a corpse?  OK, most people, probably. It’s a shame my scanner doesn’t really pick up glitter.  I didn’t even try … Continue reading

March 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

You should probably avoid food that makes demands on you.

And can I just say that it’s really hard to draw stripey socks on tiny owl legs?  That’s all. Oh, and if he thinks he’s going to use Food Truck … Continue reading

March 4, 2014 · 1 Comment

Reruns and riding hoods.

Ummm. . . so. . . I was not so much with the scanning last night because I got busy fixing the problems with my Rogue costume for an event … Continue reading

February 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Without the image, that caption would sound awfully inappropriate.

Actually, even with the image it does if you’ve somehow missed the cultural juggernaut that was Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’.  You should go watch that.  There are singing crabs and … Continue reading

January 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

My wish is for a brawny manservant to whip my cheesecakes. Wait, that sounds weird.

Hi, everybody! (Hi, Doctor Nick!) I went to a super fun Browncoat holiday shindig last night, and then today I got up at the crack of ten and cleaned and … Continue reading

December 23, 2013 · 1 Comment

Dwarves spend a lot on conditioner and detangling spray.

What?  You think that luxuriant beard just happens? Obviously temperamentally he’s a Hobbit, but Hobbits rarely get to practice their french-braiding skills.

December 17, 2013 · Leave a comment