Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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And now back to your regularly scheduled cartoons, which don’t have to rhyme.

Hooray!  If I do eventually do a counting book with Manic Pixie Otter, remind me that doing it in rhymed couplets is a dumb plan.  I’ll still do it, but … Continue reading

June 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Fiiiinally, Neurotic Owlphabet: the part after 12. AKA the end.

I’m only 34, but I’m a darn crotchety 34. Just to be clear, the scary part of this isn’t the zombies — it’s being stuck at a dance party.  Alone.  … Continue reading

June 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Not the jazz you listen to, though. Obscure jazz. You can’t even handle this jazz.

I can’t help but feel like I’m a constant disappointment to my awesomely musical brother because I think I’m just not that aurally attuned.  I connect best to music with … Continue reading

May 8, 2013 · Leave a comment

Eep.

  So yesterday started off slow — I was going to go to my parents’ house, do laundry, visit Skippy the Cat and (if she’d let me) Meg the Grumpy … Continue reading

March 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

In a hideous dress, dyed shoes, and a floppy hat.

So here’s another chance to share random stories.  I’ve been trying for a while now to convince somebody to get married at Chuck-E Cheese’s, because I don’t know why.  Just … Continue reading

March 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Manic Pixie Otter plays the spoons.

Who wants to be on the washboard?

February 28, 2013 · Leave a comment

He also wanted me to ask if you like him. Check yes or no.

February 25, 2013 · Leave a comment

His name is Schadenfreude Von Owlingen until someone gives me a better one.

In a related note, that’s totally my great-grandpa’s mustache. Although I think Uncle Joe may have upstaged him with the ‘stache/eyebrow combination.  Not actually my uncle I don’t think, probably … Continue reading

February 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

He must be a grad student.

January 31, 2013 · Leave a comment