Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: non-owl

These are only getting more upsetting.

April 29, 2015 · Leave a comment

Can you tell those are mini marshmallows? Because they are.

April 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Cartoons! Remember when I used to do those?

Because my friend V went to San Diego and got to touch a sea urchin (but not harvest its delicious roe, because the zoo frowns upon that), and its little … Continue reading

April 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

The nerd in the hat, part 2. Except I’m not wearing the hat, because I’ve also been making hat stands.

So, just so you know — if you buy a vintage glass toothpick holder shaped like a tophat at an antiques mall, A. don’t tell them you’re planning to drill … Continue reading

April 23, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Neverending Stoooory! Aaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaah. . .

Again, not up for sale yet because I was busy watching a barber slit SO MANY throats last night.  It was pretty outstanding.

April 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

Mirrormask! Like Labyrinth, but weirder.

Which is saying something, considering that Labyrinth involves the Bog of Eternal Stench and David Bowie’s tights bulge. This one’s not for sale yet, but soon, my preciouses.  Soooooon. In … Continue reading

April 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

Like my imaginary OKCupid profile says, ‘Feminist, brah.’

But you do have fluffy CGI feathers and a confusing (at age eight) crotch bulge in your other form, so there’s that.  Hands up if you DIDN’T form your early … Continue reading

April 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Things that aren’t tarot cards! Or owls! Which might be the only reasons you follow me, so oops. But Firefly!

Does it help if I say that there’s an owl in tomorrow’s drawing?  An owl that’s actually a goblin king that’s actually David Bowie? Anyway, you can buy your own … Continue reading

April 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Sort of on track! Tarot, 10 of Cups.

Because I failed at scanning any of the seventy-leven drawings I have waiting, you just get the one today.  Still, it’s one with baby penguins, so no bitching, you. I … Continue reading

April 1, 2015 · 1 Comment

Imma let me finish, but first, something different.

TAROT IS PRETTY GOOD I GUESS, BUT RIVER TAM DESERVES THIS BLOG POST BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST. ALSO KAYLEE IS PRETTY GREAT. You’ll be shocked — SHOCKED! – to … Continue reading

March 30, 2015 · Leave a comment